HA! The Great Things Kids Say

We asked our Facebook fans to tell us the funniest, sweetest, and/or most profound things their kids have said in the last week.  Here are a few of the responses - we love these!

 

My 2.5 year old said the other day: "I a princess!" *to my husband:* "You a prince!" *to me:* "You a waitress!"

 

Last night, Hannah, 2 1/2: "Mommy, I need to wake up early so I can build a RAINBOW!" Which is nice, because it's awfully cold and dreary here in the midwest right now :-P

 

My son said to my husband,
Crew: "Daddy, can I please watch a video?
Travis: "No buddy, it's time for bed."
Crew: "Daddy! Are you ARGUING?! That's it! No shows for you, Daddy!"

 

3-year-old sneezed at breakfast. he said "aw, man!" i said "what?" he said "i got 'bless you' all over my cereal!"

 

Braden to Daddy : Dad, my bed is wet. Ken: I think you need to stop drinking so much before bed. Braden: DAD, it's not juice... it's PEE!! ;)

 

I was playing with my 2 year old daughter "eating" her belly. She was loving every minute of it and laughing hysterically...all of a sudden she stood straight up and put her hand under my chin and said "okay Mommy, spit it out now!" HAHA!

 

‎"Mommy, where are the chopsticks? I need to catch a fly."

 

I told my 2 1/2 year old that I loved her "to the moon and back" and she said "I love you to the moon and front!"

 

My 4 yr old pull a dog toy out from under the bed that belonged to our dog that passed away over a yr ago. i asked her to put it back bc if daddys sees it he'll get upset. she said "it's ok if he sees it, i'll pretend to be a dog and he won't be disappointed"

 

He asked me if I loved his hair. I said yes. He replied: then don't cut it no more. My son has autism and hates the hair cutting process. I just loved how he systematically built his no more haircuts argument. Ha ha

 

My son was home sick this week and he said "Mom I'm going in my room to kick back and listen to The Best of The Laurie Berkner Band"

 

My 2 year old: "Princess Mommy, would you go to the ball with me?"

 

My 6-year-old was running around in just a shirt so I told him he was "three-quarters" naked. So he took off the shirt and yelled "now I'm one dollar naked! "

 

5-year-old daughter said, "Something smells bad in the car." Her 3-year-old brother replied, "I think it's car sauce."

Send us YOUR favorite quote from your child - we can't wait for more!

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[supra TK Society]

Those are super cute. I like you on Facebook.